Full Name: Kelvin Shaun Land
Place of Birth: Sevenoaks, Kent
Shot: To pieces
Teams Played For: Easier to list teams not played for
Favourite Food: Take a look at my body – everything!
Favourite TV: Good or Bad Sex Guide and Food & Drink Show
Favourite Drink: Mineral water
Favourite Pastime: Pro bullshitting
Worst Moment: Last orders call
Best Moment: Last Tuesday’s final whistle against Slough (15th Nov – we lost away 2-22!)
I decided to come down to London to experience som valuable drinking time with the Clock End Crew and “Lion Head” (John Solihull) and to see if London is really all that expensive – it is! I also wanted to breathe the lovely fresh London air. At least I get some fresh air from smoking.
I’m also looking forward to meeting the supporters of Lee Valley and to do my best in helping out the Lions on and off the ice. It is my intention to coach the kids as well – at my age that’s everyone concerned at LV.
I hope the quiz night on Friday was a success for all involved. Just two questions! Will the person that could not spell BOB backwards and his pal who could not remember what colour Napoleon’s white horse was meet at the bar after the game because I reckon we have some things in common – ALCOHOLISM AND SENILE DEMENTIA!